Collection: Tools of the Chaotic Sacred

These are not just products.

These are artifacts.

Built for those who feel too much, laugh too loud, overthink everything, and still show up to design their own myth.

Tools of the Chaotic Sacred is a curated collection of desk-bound relics, emotional support items, and chaos-charged gear forged in presence, purpose, and a little bit of duck-induced spiritual panic.

Whether you’re building a brand, writing a prophecy, or just trying to hold your shit together with glitter and caffeine—

these are the tools that get it.

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💥 May cause emotional regulation, timeline shifts, or involuntary squeaks