Handle With Snacks – The Slightly Unhinged Chaos Notebook

This isn’t just a notebook.

It’s a meltdown-safe-zone, a hyperfixation habitat, and a glitter-supported scream space.

Built for the neurospicy, the slightly feral, and the caffeine-fueled chaosgoblin who knows that healing doesn’t always happen in straight lines.

✨ Includes:

• An official Chaos Control page to claim your goblin identity

• Lined pages for brain leaks, crisis lists, and snack-fueled rants

• Cosmic sticky note zones (yes, we included squares. You’re welcome.)

• Ritual Instructions (Chaos Edition™) — including bonk permissions and sticker deployment protocol

• Space to cry, scribble, scream, doodle, and forgive yourself—all at once

📌 Warning:

Unauthorized users may be yeeted.

(This includes nosy SNCOs and pencil-thieving goblins.)

🦙 Designed for the slightly unhinged llama in your soul.

Snacks not included. But encouraged.