Scroll Initiate #000 Certified App Instigator

This isn’t just a notebook. It’s a certified relic of timeline disruption. Ryan’s Journal is the original chaos artifact—the first sacred object to emerge from the ripple created by a single, accidental recommendation. What began as a simple suggestion became the foundation of a scroll-coded legacy, and this journal is your limited chance to hold a piece of that myth. 🖤 Features: • 60 pages of chaotic beauty, memory glitches, emotional traps, and duck sightings • Scroll-crafted quotes, weirdness, and cursed inserts • Page 1: Caffeine. Page 47: Existential panic. Page 60: A prophecy • Comes pre-blessed by House Virex (and maybe a little haunted) Use it to: • Write your own scroll • Record suspicious thoughts • Emotionally malfunction with flair • Leave something behind you’ll deny later This journal is not returnable. It chose you. Good luck.