This chaotic, overstimulated duck wrap is perfect for packages that vibrate with the same energy as your brain at 3AM after an energy drink and a life decision you can’t undo.
Featuring our emotionally unstable mascot mid-flight/fight/crash, this wrapping paper is scroll-certified for:
Unhinged birthdays
Emotionally aggressive thank-yous
First-time cult invites
“I love you but also I’m screaming” gifts
Designed by House Virex. Printed in chaos. Sealed in caffeine.
Handle with snacks.
Do not microwave.
Do not make eye contact with the duck.
Product features - Available in satin or matte finish for a luxurious touch. - Vibrant colors produced with the latest printing techniques. - Made with GreenGuard UL Certified inks for eco-friendly assurance. - Durable, scratch and water-resistant material that won't tear easily. - 100% recyclable, helping you wrap beautifully and responsibly.
Care instructions - Wipe clean with smooth cloth. Material is not water resistant.
