Want to give someone chaos but not sure what flavor of emotionally unstable duck sticker, glitch journal, or caffeine-coded desk relic they need?
You’re in luck.
This gift card allows them to enter the Scroll Vault and choose their own sacred object—whether it’s for emotional regulation, sacred sabotage, or just looking aggressively cute while writing down their spiral.
💥 Delivered instantly by email
🖤 Redeemable for anything in the store
🔥 No expiration, no refunds, no emotional stability guaranteed
